Who am us, anyways?
Me?
I'm just
another
goddamn,
undereducated,
geeky,
overpaid,
wanna-be
culture-vulture,
perverted,
kinky,
minion-mongering
Jewish,
biker scum,
bisexual,
satanic
sysadmin
from
San Francisco.
Now aren't you sorry you asked?